My review of The Dark Knight

After months of expectation, I was worried. Concerned it might not live up to all my expectations...

But I knew I had to do it. So I got washed and went to the cinema...

I watched and couldn't take my eyes off the screen...

It was AMAZING. Especially this guy...

Sorry. This guy. He was AWESOME.

Also this guy will be underrated because the clown died in real life, but he was also AWESOME.

Incredible stuff. Tonight I will sleep fitfully, knowing full well, I will never, ever make anything as good.