Thursday 31 July 2008
The next Beatles?
I predict big things for these guys. Meet S.U.K Stickem up kidz
These kute Koawaa Beeears however...Not impressed, no way.
These kute Koawaa Beeears however...Not impressed, no way.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULDN'T GET WORSE...
A load of feral kids brings knives to water fight.
"Police had to call in backup when more than 200 young people - some of whom were carrying knives - turned on them in Hyde Park, central London. One man was shot with a stun gun when he set his pitbull-style dog on an officer.
And three children, aged between five and 12, were thrown off their horses after the animals were spooked by the fight - which lasted about an hour. Paramedics took all three to hospital for injuries including suspected broken bones and concussion.
What was meant to be a lighthearted chance to cool off in the sun yesterday turned sour as visitors in the park reported seeing men "flashing" their weapons. Dogs were used to break up troublemakers and arrests were made for offences including attacking police, public disorder, affray and handling stolen goods.
The organised water fight was similar to the event attended by teenager Frederick Moody-Boateng at Holland Park before he was stabbed to death two weeks ago. Scotland Yard said police officers were prepared for the water fight after it was advertised in online chatrooms. But a spokesman said the event turned nasty as 250 "high spirited" young people gathered in the park.
Police set up a search area in Hyde Park and Kensington Gardens to comb participants for weapons.
But a large number of people became hostile and violence erupted for almost an hour as officers dispersed the crowd."
Off Sky News - http://tinyurl.com/5cmuh4
I don't know about you guys. But I'm getting out of here...
"Police had to call in backup when more than 200 young people - some of whom were carrying knives - turned on them in Hyde Park, central London. One man was shot with a stun gun when he set his pitbull-style dog on an officer.
And three children, aged between five and 12, were thrown off their horses after the animals were spooked by the fight - which lasted about an hour. Paramedics took all three to hospital for injuries including suspected broken bones and concussion.
What was meant to be a lighthearted chance to cool off in the sun yesterday turned sour as visitors in the park reported seeing men "flashing" their weapons. Dogs were used to break up troublemakers and arrests were made for offences including attacking police, public disorder, affray and handling stolen goods.
The organised water fight was similar to the event attended by teenager Frederick Moody-Boateng at Holland Park before he was stabbed to death two weeks ago. Scotland Yard said police officers were prepared for the water fight after it was advertised in online chatrooms. But a spokesman said the event turned nasty as 250 "high spirited" young people gathered in the park.
Police set up a search area in Hyde Park and Kensington Gardens to comb participants for weapons.
But a large number of people became hostile and violence erupted for almost an hour as officers dispersed the crowd."
Off Sky News - http://tinyurl.com/5cmuh4
I don't know about you guys. But I'm getting out of here...
COMIC CON 08
After trawling through all the crappy photos of weird Asian girls dressed as nipples with tentacles and stuff. My two favorite pictures from comic con are of these horny Goat herders...(Note the old school Cyclops outfit and the appearance of arguably the worst X- Person: Lecherous Southern exploding card slinger and all round dick, Gambit)
Also of merit was this gentleman. Proper fat mans willy -little dick resting on top of great big balls. They are often mistaken for a proboscis monkeys face.
Also of merit was this gentleman. Proper fat mans willy -little dick resting on top of great big balls. They are often mistaken for a proboscis monkeys face.
Friday 25 July 2008
Israeli chicks are hot/ harder than you
It's fairly old news that the Israel Defence Force (IDF) is knee deep in women versed in the brutal art of Krav Magna and climbing rope nets really quickly. But photographer and posh voyeur Ashkan Sahini has taken a great set of photos. I really like the way he has captured the passion and commitment that each women brings to the IDF, that and it also helps me better imagine a scenario where I'm dressed as a Palestinian and they are all kicking me in the balls. Sweet.
My man Ashkan also has a set of photos on his website called called 'Cum Series.' I'll let you check them out, but I warn you, it looks like spunk explosion on a National Express coach.
Thursday 24 July 2008
Dangerous animal round up.
It's not that I'm obsessed with animals, it's just that they are consistently better than people. Take the Kamchatka brown bear invasion in Russia. Terrified workers at a mining compound in one of Russia's most isolated regions are refusing to go to work after a pack of giant bears attacked and ate two of their colleagues. At least 30 of the hungry animals have been seen prowling close to the mines in northern Kamchatka in search of food, where the mangled remains of the two workers, both guards, were found last week.
[Look! He's like people]
The co-workers at the compound in the Olyotorsky district are trapped and frightened: the gruesome discovery has left them too scared to venture out. A team of snipers, with orders to shoot the bears, is now being dispatched to confront the invasion after government officials authorised an off-season hunt. A spokesman for the local government in the capital, Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, said that the area was so isolated that it would take until at least Saturday to get there. Attempts to reach the scene by helicopter had to be abandoned because of thick fog. The Kamchatka brown bear is one of the world's largest, with males growing to around three metres (10ft) and weighing up to 700kg (1,540lb). They can also reach speeds of up to 30mph (48km/h) despite their size. The peninsula, nine timezones east of Moscow and twice the size of Britain, is home to an estimated 16,000 bears.
[A plucky hound about to be ended]
In chimp news...
JAPANESE SHOGUN CHIMP MASTER ESCAPES ZOO
Amazing, it laughs at guns, is impervious to drugged darts, terrifies its pursuers (and eventually comes down from the roof for a ‘nana).
And a some vintage footage of some safari types getting a shoeing from a bunch of chimps. Chimps are fucked up, I hear the argument about them being a couple of DNA strands away from us. But look at them! They're like an angry man crossed with a dog. And don't get me started on their asses...
[Look! He's like people]
The co-workers at the compound in the Olyotorsky district are trapped and frightened: the gruesome discovery has left them too scared to venture out. A team of snipers, with orders to shoot the bears, is now being dispatched to confront the invasion after government officials authorised an off-season hunt. A spokesman for the local government in the capital, Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, said that the area was so isolated that it would take until at least Saturday to get there. Attempts to reach the scene by helicopter had to be abandoned because of thick fog. The Kamchatka brown bear is one of the world's largest, with males growing to around three metres (10ft) and weighing up to 700kg (1,540lb). They can also reach speeds of up to 30mph (48km/h) despite their size. The peninsula, nine timezones east of Moscow and twice the size of Britain, is home to an estimated 16,000 bears.
[A plucky hound about to be ended]
In chimp news...
JAPANESE SHOGUN CHIMP MASTER ESCAPES ZOO
Amazing, it laughs at guns, is impervious to drugged darts, terrifies its pursuers (and eventually comes down from the roof for a ‘nana).
And a some vintage footage of some safari types getting a shoeing from a bunch of chimps. Chimps are fucked up, I hear the argument about them being a couple of DNA strands away from us. But look at them! They're like an angry man crossed with a dog. And don't get me started on their asses...
Wednesday 23 July 2008
Limmy
Glaswegian comedian, amazing, jut got his own telly show. Which is great.
Here he is...
Go to www.limmy.com for more. It's well better than this.
Here he is...
Go to www.limmy.com for more. It's well better than this.
BLOBFISH
A Fathead (genus Psychrolutes) trawled during the NORFANZ expedition at a depth between 1013 m and 1340 m, on the Norfolk Ridge, north-west of New Zealand. The scientists and crew on board the RV Tangaroa affectionately called this fish 'Mr Blobby'. What an arsehole. Nah, I'm just kidding, he's ok really.
Tuesday 22 July 2008
Picture of the day.
This guy has it going on. Is he a spy? An auteur? Or some kind of kick ass billionaire playboy philanthropist? Whatever he is, I want in.
Christopher Nolan
I found a trailer for an early film by Dark Knight writer/ director Christopher Nolan today called Following. It's about a writer who is 'obsessed with following random people. Scenes are shown out of chronological order, and as such the viewer becomes disoriented; having to deduce the elements of the story in the same way as the protagonist calculates what is going on around him.' Or so Wikipedia says...
Here is another short film which I feel uses Kino-Eye to struggle against bourgeois ideas about life, the world, about art. This experiment in improving our visual perception harbours within itself great potential. (Needs sound)
Here is another short film which I feel uses Kino-Eye to struggle against bourgeois ideas about life, the world, about art. This experiment in improving our visual perception harbours within itself great potential. (Needs sound)
Monday 21 July 2008
My review of The Dark Knight
After months of expectation, I was worried. Concerned it might not live up to all my expectations...
But I knew I had to do it. So I got washed and went to the cinema...
I watched and couldn't take my eyes off the screen...
It was AMAZING. Especially this guy...
Sorry. This guy. He was AWESOME.
Also this guy will be underrated because the clown died in real life, but he was also AWESOME.
Incredible stuff. Tonight I will sleep fitfully, knowing full well, I will never, ever make anything as good.
But I knew I had to do it. So I got washed and went to the cinema...
I watched and couldn't take my eyes off the screen...
It was AMAZING. Especially this guy...
Sorry. This guy. He was AWESOME.
Also this guy will be underrated because the clown died in real life, but he was also AWESOME.
Incredible stuff. Tonight I will sleep fitfully, knowing full well, I will never, ever make anything as good.
Wednesday 16 July 2008
Fox didn't know how to act.
I think my grandmother would own some vermin if she didn't spend all her free time kicking it with the demons of dementia.
"A 77-year-old grandmother was recovering at home after she pinned down a rabid fox that bit her and held it until help arrived. Avis Blakeslee was attacked as she tended to her petunias outside her Stroudsburg farmhouse.
She said she pushed the animal to the ground after it bit her, and held its jaws shut with one arm as she flagged down a passing driver with the other. Blakeslee's teenage grandson, who lives next door, heard the motorist's cries and ran to help, followed by Blakeslee's son, who shot the animal.
Blakeslee lost a large amount of blood. She underwent surgery to clean out her seven leg wounds and arm wound, and spent four days in the hospital after the attack last week. "I've been on a lot of antibiotics and pain medicine," she said.
Cory Bentzoni, a wildlife conservation officer for the Pennsylvania Game Commission, said tests confirmed that the fox was rabid. Blakeslee said she initially thought the animal was a dog.
"I had never seen a fox," she said. "I've seen a dead one once."
Rabid fox attack? I would have not handled it so well.
N.B on the subject of demetia, did you know that Second Childhoodis a term used to refer to senile people. Brutal, and not a little patronising.
Source: http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/080715-ap-grandmother-rabid-fox.html
"A 77-year-old grandmother was recovering at home after she pinned down a rabid fox that bit her and held it until help arrived. Avis Blakeslee was attacked as she tended to her petunias outside her Stroudsburg farmhouse.
She said she pushed the animal to the ground after it bit her, and held its jaws shut with one arm as she flagged down a passing driver with the other. Blakeslee's teenage grandson, who lives next door, heard the motorist's cries and ran to help, followed by Blakeslee's son, who shot the animal.
Blakeslee lost a large amount of blood. She underwent surgery to clean out her seven leg wounds and arm wound, and spent four days in the hospital after the attack last week. "I've been on a lot of antibiotics and pain medicine," she said.
Cory Bentzoni, a wildlife conservation officer for the Pennsylvania Game Commission, said tests confirmed that the fox was rabid. Blakeslee said she initially thought the animal was a dog.
"I had never seen a fox," she said. "I've seen a dead one once."
Rabid fox attack? I would have not handled it so well.
N.B on the subject of demetia, did you know that Second Childhoodis a term used to refer to senile people. Brutal, and not a little patronising.
Source: http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/080715-ap-grandmother-rabid-fox.html
An evening with Netta Skog
I'm saying a chick playing metal on an accordion has ten fold of hotness on any women that plays a cello. Even though her legs are open and stuff...
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