Monday 22 September 2008

The grizzly pole dancers of North West Montana

The USGS (United States Geographical Survey) were suprised after a program set up in Montana to monitor the activity of bears turned up some interesting results. BEARS ARE WHORES.
(A bear whoring yesterday)

Footage of the furry concubines wanking for pennies has been taken down, but here is some footage of them pole dancing against tree's. The dirty bastards.

It seems Montana is some kind of weird bear brothel catering for all sorts of fucked up bear baiting scientists. "To get a better view of the population, the USGS set up hair traps (with video cameras) to collect bear hair. The hair trap consists of barbed wire and a scent lure. When the bears investigate the scent lure, they inevitably leave behind a few hairs on the barbed wire. The USGS group later collected the hair and performed DNA analysis to learn about the grizzly population. Using DNA analysis, they were able to identify the species, sex, and identify individual bears." Those sick, sick fucks.

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