Wednesday, 16 July 2008

Fox didn't know how to act.

I think my grandmother would own some vermin if she didn't spend all her free time kicking it with the demons of dementia.

"A 77-year-old grandmother was recovering at home after she pinned down a rabid fox that bit her and held it until help arrived. Avis Blakeslee was attacked as she tended to her petunias outside her Stroudsburg farmhouse.

She said she pushed the animal to the ground after it bit her, and held its jaws shut with one arm as she flagged down a passing driver with the other. Blakeslee's teenage grandson, who lives next door, heard the motorist's cries and ran to help, followed by Blakeslee's son, who shot the animal.

Blakeslee lost a large amount of blood. She underwent surgery to clean out her seven leg wounds and arm wound, and spent four days in the hospital after the attack last week. "I've been on a lot of antibiotics and pain medicine," she said.

Cory Bentzoni, a wildlife conservation officer for the Pennsylvania Game Commission, said tests confirmed that the fox was rabid. Blakeslee said she initially thought the animal was a dog.

"I had never seen a fox," she said. "I've seen a dead one once."


Rabid fox attack? I would have not handled it so well.

N.B on the subject of demetia, did you know that Second Childhoodis a term used to refer to senile people. Brutal, and not a little patronising.

Source: http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/080715-ap-grandmother-rabid-fox.html

An evening with Netta Skog

I'm saying a chick playing metal on an accordion has ten fold of hotness on any women that plays a cello. Even though her legs are open and stuff...

Friday, 27 June 2008

SLAYER

Just bought tickets to see Slayer on Halloween.YES. Lay out my jim jams mum, I'm coming home broked...

Glastonbury.


Ha ha. The liberal hordes got served, again! "Oh no, the mud won't dampen our spirits. We're here for the music and community.' Yeah? Bet you won't be saying that when you get Cholera and someone eats your baby to survive.

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Just this...

It's like being bullied by a disney film. Nobody wants that. Look at Gibbons gay abandon!

Tuesday, 10 June 2008

BAD NEWS, GOOD LION

These are the headlines on Sky News as of 18:03...

- Austria Cellar Rape: Daughter Wakes From Coma
- Handbag Dogs Smuggled From Eastern Europe
- Girl Shoots Herself With Gran's Gun
- West risks obsession with Islam, warns the Vatican
- Police officer was killed by gas stun cartridge
- Fuel strike - public urged not to panic buy

Not really, really bad. But not great, but here is a story that is so heart warming, so right, so good. That when I watched it I started to see in rainbows, but not in a gay way. Though to be fair, it made me so happy it went some way to dulling my raging homophobia. Cheers.

Friday, 6 June 2008

And on that note...

It's the weekend, lets P.A.R.T.Y