SLAYER

Just bought tickets to see Slayer on Halloween.YES. Lay out my jim jams mum, I'm coming home broked...

Glastonbury.

Ha ha. The liberal hordes got served, again! "Oh no, the mud won't dampen our spirits. We're here for the music and community.' Yeah? Bet you won't be saying that when you get Cholera and someone eats your baby to survive.

Just this...

It's like being bullied by a disney film. Nobody wants that. Look at Gibbons gay abandon!

BAD NEWS, GOOD LION

These are the headlines on Sky News as of 18:03...

- Austria Cellar Rape: Daughter Wakes From Coma
- Handbag Dogs Smuggled From Eastern Europe
- Girl Shoots Herself With Gran's Gun
- West risks obsession with Islam, warns the Vatican
- Police officer was killed by gas stun cartridge
- Fuel strike - public urged not to panic buy

Not really, really bad. But not great, but here is a story that is so heart warming, so right, so good. That when I watched it I started to see in rainbows, but not in a gay way. Though to be fair, it made me so happy it went some way to dulling my raging homophobia. Cheers.

And on that note...

It's the weekend, lets P.A.R.T.Y